Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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