video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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