I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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