Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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