i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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