You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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