i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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