Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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