If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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