May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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