Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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