see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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