If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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