..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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