talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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