I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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