my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish life had little blips of pornography
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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