Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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