this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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