Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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