i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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