They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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