I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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