We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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