I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Randomize
