Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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