just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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