So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You did what with his pubic hair?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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