u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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