I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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