Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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