I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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