He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize