i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Randomize
