Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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