You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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