I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Randomize