You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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