Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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