I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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