i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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