I cockslap morals
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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