K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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