Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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