Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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