I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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