if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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