Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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