i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
