it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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