I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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