Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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