in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I want to have your abortion
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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