i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
