found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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