I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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