Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm passing your future prison.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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