I would go down on you faster than GM stock
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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