he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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